Humor
epub, mobi, azw3, pdf |eng | 1996-01-01 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk [Palahniuk, Chuck]

15 MISTER HIS HONOR, mister chapter president of the local chapter of the national united projectionist and independent theater operators union just sat. Under and behind and inside everything the ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2008-05-19 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

18 Mr. 72 Mr. Bacardi stares up at the TVs they have hanging from the ceiling, showing porno, and he keeps saying, “No…no fucking way…” Mr. Bacardi just stands in ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2007-02-28 | Author:Joshua Ferris [FERRIS, JOSHUA]

The Thing to Do and the Place to Be THE NIGHT BEFORE THE OPERATION she has no association dinners to go to, no awards ceremonies, no networking functions. A plan ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-05-07 | Author:Jeffery Self [Self, Jeffery]

How Heterosexuals Reproduce One of the unique qualities of Heterosexuals is their ability to reproduce by simply forgetting to wear a condom, forgetting to take a birth control pill, or ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1999-01-25 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk [Palahniuk, Chuck]

Survivor His two perfect rows of teeth look set in his mouth by a jeweler. The pills for AIDS look just like the pills for cancer look just like the ...
( Category: Psychological March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-03-18 | Author:Martin, George R.R.

He made his way down a winding path to the edge of the woods. It was overcast, but the shadows from inside the forest were slanting at impossible angles, as ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | | Author:Joseph Heller

• • 25 • • The Chaplain It was already some time since the chaplain had first begun wondering what everything was all about. Was there a God? How could ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-03-04 | Author:Barry, Dave [Barry, Dave]

Wrong Right Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill unless thou hast an expensive legal defense team. We show your flight departing on time. We show your flight departing ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-01-24 | Author:Chad Orzel

“So, there are particles out there with masses of trillions of electron volts? Wow.” “There may be particles with masses on that scale, but we haven’t detected any yet. The ...
( Category: Relativity March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Chris Knowles

CAPTAIN MARVEL Fawcett Publishing's Captain Marvel, who debuted in Whiz Comics #1 in 1940, played the role of pagan Sun god to Superman's more traditional Davidic Messiah. Created by writer ...
( Category: Superheroes March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-01-22 | Author:Steve Erickson

I’ll bet, she thinks, that he married the very next girl he went out with. So when Bob laughs, “The very next girl I went out with, my brother stole—the ...
( Category: Metaphysical & Visionary March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-05-29 | Author:Aisha Tyler [Tyler, Aisha]

( 19 ) The Time I Killed a Hobo “He jests at scars that never felt a wound.”—WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE “This is definitely gonna leave a mark.”—AISHA TYLER Calm down. I ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-03-24 | Author:Ben Thompson

* * * Even though his invasion of Russia went fubar, Charles XII was still badass because he was an emotionless automaton who didn’t register physical pain, only spoke when ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Madeleine Wickham

Ralph Allsopp lifted his head from the chair he was sitting in and looked towards the window. Outside, the sky was beginning to darken, and the street lights of the ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-03-24 | Author:Joe Rhatigan [Rhatigan, Joe]

Inferiority Complex? In the late 1600s, Peter the Great of Russia wanted his traditional, long-bearded countrymen to look more like smooth-faced Europeans. When banning beards proved difficult (some believed you ...
( Category: Trivia & Fun Facts March 25,2014 )